A Mothers Day Blow Up For Donald Trump

Written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 17 May 2020

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It isn’t clear whether Donald J. Trump had a nervous breakdown or if Mothers Day was just a plain crazy-time blow up as usual. Donald J. sent one hundred tweets in one day, and that was his Mothers Day.

The guy must have been in some kind of labor. Not having baby labor, but labor yes, working like a flashing traffic signal, going from red, green, and amber, to red, green and amber, shooting out tweets, seething with anger, hammering one tweet after the next, one hundred times.

As usual, his seething anger was directed towards former President Barack Obama. Silently, Obama manages to receive greater kudos for his stability in contrast to Trump’s frantic instability.

But throughout Mothers Day, while getting even and sending one hundred angry tweets, he failed to send one positive Thank You tweet to either of his three wives who gave birth to his five children, or even a sweet tweet to his mother-in-law.

How many hamburgers did Donald J. consume on Mothers Day? Red, green, amber, hamburger, red, green, amber, hamburger, hamburger, hamburger?

Crazy? Maybe not ready to be institutionalized, but not Mr. Roger’s kind of behavior. If grandpa were to behave that way on any given Sunday, it would give the family pause. Trump’s behavior should give the Republican Party pause, as well as his Cabinet.

It hasn’t been determined whether Trump tweets with ten fingers or if he uses just one certainly-abused index finger. Trump can’t spell those high-heel words he likes to use to emphasize a point. One superlative he has mastered is 'great', maybe because it has 'eat' in the word, but the word 'incredible'? True, edible is in the word incredible, but edible has three syllables, which is over the hill for Trump.

So if Donald J. Trump's Mothers Day behavior were to be considered normal by the Republican Party and his Cabinet, that would be not good.

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