The Trump administration has sent a formal warning to the
'way out west' duo, the Lone Ranger and Tonto, about thier blatant disregard for social distancing.
In a Whitehouse statement, Mr Hank Worden said; "Hell, these boys ain't carin' enough about gettin' the coronavirus. They bin seen a-ridin' so close, they was a-almost kissin'!"
The Lone Ranger hit back, stating: "Tonto an' me, ride real close, cos it ain't safe out here in the wild west. There's danger a-lurkin' behind every boulder. Anyways, I always wears a mask."
Tonto said: "Him think riding close, I get first bullet, him wrong, me have bulletproof vest. I don't want ride close, he got bad breath."
Silver stated: "I ain't movin' another fetlock till that man masks up."
Old Ma Ricket, owner of the Triple Ace Saloon, told us: "If them boys, comes a-walkin' in here, hip to the bone, I have a twelve-gauge that will seperate 'em."