Chicken fat is now all the rage as a replacement source of oil that can be transformed into fuel. Entrepreneurs are gambling on establishing fuel plants in close proximity to chicken processing plants to take advantage of this new source of energy.
Perdue Farms CEO, Mohammed Akbar has already begun to declare his position of power in the new oil -producing field. From his office in Raleigh, NC , he recently announced his plans to create a rival to petroleum rich OPEC. CFPEC will prove to the world that chicken fat is king!
KFC kingpin , Col. Sanders Jr. , declared that he and his Chicken fat empire will have nothing to do with the radical terrorist animal fat movement. " The Colonel has always been a loyal member of the Confederacy and we pledge that every ounce of our cholesterol will be devoted to the slogan:" The South shall rise again!"
Military experts believe that this new source of energy and the conflicts it is already provoking may indicate the next fields of battle on which the energy-hungry nations of the world will meet. In a related story, the Chinese government has announced its plan to require everyone of its 2 billion citizens to begin raising chickens. Much Cluck , Beijing-based Minister of Energy commented: " Soon , who will need petroleum!"
