Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 4 January 2007

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The president interviewing Miers' replacement

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Harrier Miers, George W Bush's personal lawyer for 27 years and custodian of every secret nightmare ever erased by the US Justice Department about his criminal records, has thrown in the towel and dumped her number one client on the grounds that he, like Saddam Hussein, is largely unrepresentable by any sane, law-abiding, career and ass-saving attorney who wants to avoid conspiracy to pervert charges in the very near future.

Her departure follows the resignation of Bush's top spook John Negroponte as Director of Artificial Insemination in the White House, a post now likely to be filled by the President's brother Jeb Bush, ex-Governor of Florida.

Next on the list? Political spread betting index Aintgottaprayer.com goes 6/4 FAV on Dick Cheney's fatal cardiac arrest, and the office of Vice President being filled by Massachusetts Governor Walter Mitty Romney.

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Topics: George W. Bush




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