Whore on Terra: Bush withdrawal method slammed as mercenary position

Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 16 December 2006

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We can't afford to leave all that oil in there so our position is to squeeze 'em a little bit more

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Knowing when to pull out and when to keep DeLaying gratification are seminal leadership skills that any Commander in Chief ignores at his peril. And in DC last night the mood was sombre as Presidential aides sought to quell fears that George Bush is in the middle of a fully-fledged nervous breakdown after the Iraq Buddy Group slammed his exit strategy as a limp Dick Cheney.

"We can't afford to leave all that oil in there", said the Administration mouthpiece, "so our position is to squeeze 'em a little bit more, keep bankrolling the insurgents and send in Poodle to ass-lick the neighbors".

As the bill for the Whore on Terra escalates past the sum total of the entire national debt worried US oil industry insiders are admitting that their top Rovian fantasy rent-boys are looking well past their sell-by.

And so a new Bonesmen's strategy is about to be foisted on the biddable masses of the US electorate: the sudden exit of Vice Preident Dick Cheney after a fatal Pinochet-esque cardiac seizure, followed rapidly by a full-bling State Funeral around New Year's Day 2007.

And what mighty colossus of the Republican movement can fill those awesome Cheney boots while keeping live the Bonesmen's Walter Mitty fantasy of the Whore Against Terra party?

Step forward Governor 'Walter' Mitt Romney of Massachusetts, the chosen anointed one. Your red carpet awaits.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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