Written by Not News Channel

Friday, 14 April 2017

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Donald J. Trump, president of the U.S. of A cuts everything in the budget.

This includes everything to PBS, the USDA, the FBI, the CIA, and other government organization.

Trump is on a roll!

He's cutting everything on the budget & giving the Military 99.99% of the budget.

We have to cut those extra programs weighing down the budget.

We need no government, or a government of corporations!

The other 0.01% is for the Wall & Trumpcare.

We need to Make America Trump Again!

Forget about those hotels, Trump will taxpayer fund it for you. We need to cut everything for a central, uncivilized minimal government.

Forget about PBS! That is the extreme radical liberal FAKE NEWS MEDIA!

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Topics: Donald Trump




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