GoFondleMe pulls funraising blog following troll purge

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Sunday, 3 May 2015


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Cyberspace - The GoFondleMe website has cracked down hard on suspected pimps who flamed troll wars on its funraising blog.

Citing outbursts of chemically-induced bigotry by fundamental nutjobs the site closed down its interactive forum and outed 2,000 devout Catlick members for perverted commercial sex.

"Mostly it's Hellfire Tabernacle of Latter Day Snake-Whispering Evangelical Saints," website moderator Ignatius Hashtag commented this evening.

"Darned cyber kerb-crawling assholes hellbent on cack."

GoFondleMe caters for the sexually dysfunctional who practise 12-step abstinence 'mostly for a joke'.

Last year website founder Delores Labia claimed a Guiness Book of Wreckords entry for the world's longest abstention from all 12-step stuff.

A copy of her version of the Recovery Prayer is available elsewhere on this site.

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