Fox News Correspondent Bill O'Reilly to Sell Family Plantation

Written by Al N.

Friday, 17 October 2014

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The O'Reilly plantation in happier times.

Hollywood, CA Stacy Dash, Clueless actress, recently filed a report for Fox News stating that the Democratic Party was guilty of having a "plantation mentality," in reference to Democrats providing public assistance to citizens giving the Democrats control over the people on public assistance such as the control a plantation owner might have over workers or slaves.

"That clueless actress woke me up about what was happening on my own large plantation, with me just letting my workers work for practically free because they are illegal aliens, threatening them with deportation just to keep wages down. I'm going to sell it now, I certainly don't want people to think I'm a Democrat!" spoke O'Reilly.

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