Senator John "The Casanova" Edwards Is Up To His Old Womanizing Habit

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

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Danielle King has Stacy Keibler type legs. (Photo by Senator John Edwards).

CHAPEL HILL, North Carolina - John Edwards, the notorious womanizer is at it again.

The senator from North Carolina has dumped his baby mama Rielle Hunter, 49, for a much younger Danielle King who is only 35.

Hunter was a photographer and King has said that she works part time at a Hooters Restaurant in Chapel Hill.

Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine tried to get Senator Edwards to comment on his new found bed partner but he told her that he was too busy as he had to go shopping for a sexy negligee.

Dupree did manage to talk to Ms. Hunter who reportedly is angrier than a nest of stirred up yellow jackets.

Hunter has said that Edwards is nothing but a smooth-talking Casanova who charmed the underwear off of her within 17 minutes of first meeting her.

She explained that the only reason it took him that long was because there were others present.

SIDENOTE: Edwards and King were spotted playing footsie at a Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Diner in Charlotte.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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