National Security Agency to Shut Down French Shower Cams

Written by Adam Click

Thursday, 24 October 2013

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Strategically placed shower cams were supposed to catch French bathers in action. They didn't.

Washington D.C.-In the wake of the last scandal, the National Security Agency has been forced to admit the failure of yet another one of it's spy programs: The French Shower Cam Initiative.

Designed to catch French citizens at their worst-naked and in their showers-the program was forced to end after months of what unidentified agency officials described as "almost no activity at all".

"We spent all this money in an effort to increase national security and what did we get? After four and one half months we caught an old lady flinging her silk stockings over the shower curtain rod to dry."

Although the administration claimed to be surprised by the failure of the French Shower Cam Initiative, critics were not. Charles Krauthinder summarized it best when he said: "Everyone knows the French don't wash."

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