DNC Finally Admits What "Big Tent" Really Means

Written by Moose

Monday, 19 August 2013

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Is the DNC's "Big Tent" Hiding Obama's "Big Stick"? We report, you decide...

WASHINGTON, DC - DNC Chairperson, U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, finally admitted what the Democrat "Big Tent" really means.

In an open letter to constituents, released today, Wasserman cited Obamacare, the spiraling national debt and the DNC's pandering to the poor and minorities as proof that the DNC's "Big Tent" is hiding what's really underneath.

"Amerika is getting serviced by the Democrat party and doesn't even have the courtesy to offer President Obama a cigarette, after all that he's done to... err... FOR Amerikans everywhere. He has given everything to Amerika's poor, downtrodden and feeble, and has only asked in return that Amerikans ask for more stuff."

When asked if Obama "has a big stick", Wasserman added "You have only begun to feel the size of his stick"...

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