Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 21 March 2013

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Jay Leno is pushing his luck and he will most probably get his bad-mouthing butt kicked off the Tonight Show.

LOS ANGELES - Tonight Show host Jay Leno has turned into a wounded javelina (wild hog) and he is getting real close to having the executives at NBC show him the exit door.

For the past week the man who Mitt "The Flip Flopper" Romney called Mr. Potato Head has shown that he is not going to go down without a network fight.

The talk show host has repeatedly referred to his bosses at NBC as snakes, vultures, zombies, vampires, werewolves, and Republicans.

Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld remarked that Jay has got to be the only employee in America who bad mouths his employer with some of the most vile, vicious, and venomous remarks possible and still gets to keep his job.

Wine went on to say that Leno may not know it but the Peacock is getting ready to bite him on his disrespectfully unappreciative caboose.

NBC executives are fuming at the grade school playground antics of the Chinmaster, as Chelsea Handler calls him.

One high ranking peacock official is reported to be foaming at the mouth and is already making plans to have Leno's Tonight Show parking space name painted over.

And the name that will soon be painted over Jay Leno's parking space name is that of Jimmy "Nervous Nellie" Fallon.

Sangria Wine is reporting that NBC honchos have already talked to little Jimmy and told him to get his microphone ready because Jay The Ungrateful is getting ready to be booted out the Tonight Show door.

When Sangria contacted Jay and asked him for a comment he replied that the NBC big boys don't have the gonads to toss him out the door.

SIDENOTE: Leno told Miss Wine that if he is fired, he will collect unemployment benefits and get the food stamps to which he is entitled.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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