Poll favors Carlos Danger over Anthony Weiner for New York mayor; Weiner favours poles over polls, but that's another story

Funny story written by Moose

Friday, 26 July 2013

NEW YORK, NY - New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner has fallen behind Carlos Danger in his bid for pubic office. Meanwhile, new poll data indicates that voters prefer the new candidate, Carlos Danger.

Before the latest graphic Wiener pictures, Weiner had been on top of most poles, where he prefers to be. But a new FoxNews poll showed he is now behind Carlos Danger in the crowded Democrat field.

Carlos Danger responded angrily, insisting "I am not comfortable with Weiner behind me!"

"New York City Democrats were willing to give Weiner a second chance, a third chance and a fourth chance, but are reluctant to give him a fifth chance," director Ben Dover said.

Still, Democrat voters are roughly evenly split on whether Weiner should pull out prematurely or power through and give all he's got to shoot for the top spot.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more