Amanda Knox: Italy has No Extradition Treaty with 160 Countries

Written by Karen Fish

Tuesday, 26 March 2013

image for Amanda Knox: Italy has No Extradition Treaty with 160 Countries

Italy has extradition treaties with following countries: Argentina, Australia, Austria, The Bahamas, Bolivia, Brasil, Canada, Costa Rica, Cuba, Germany, Kenya, Lesotho, New Zealand, Paraguay, Peru, The Vatican, Singapore, Sri Lanka, The United States of America and Uruguay and the European Union.

Thanks to Republican Icon and Hollywood Cowboy Ronald Reagan Amanda Knox can be extradited from Seattle to Italy for a murder she was convicted of, acquitted of and now ordered by the Italian Courts to stand trial for again. Having already served 4 years in jail in Italy the Amanda Knox case is starting to look like the 30 year case involving Anna Nicole Smith and her decrepit octogenarian pedophile sugar daddy husband J. Howard Marshall which was not resolved until everyone involved had dropped dead. The law is a jealous mistress.

If you look at planet Earth from the International Space Station you will see no countries. Countries are a figment of your imagination; they are man made fictions like extradition treaties threatening to harass Amanda Knox and lock her up in an Italian jail for the rest of her life. We are talking about extraditing Amanda Knox to Italy, the ally of Nazi Germany 69 years ago, the country where the Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi indulges in Satanic Orgies with 15 year old beauties, the home of our arch rivals the Molinari Brothers, not to mention the Omerta Society.

Imagine there's no heaven, It's easy if you try, No hell below us, Above us only sky. Imagine all the people living for today, Imagine there's no countries, It isn't hard to do. No extradition treaties, Nothing to kill or die for, And no religion too. Imagine all the people living life in peace, You, you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one,I hope some day you'll join us, And the world will be as one.

Fortunately for Amanda Knox there are countries, 160 of which have no extradition treaty with Italy, spaghetti notwithstanding; the sauce your mama makes. So kiss me and smile for me, Tell me that you'll wait for me, Hold me like you'll never let me go, Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane, Don't know when I'll be back again, Oh babe, I hate to go. But book sales, movie rights, speaking engagements, waitressing jobs; Amanda Knox will run for her life until Justice Tony Scalia tells Italy, "No Knox for You!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more