A once promising high-tech startup company that had hoped to market a computer keyboard that allowed men to type with their penis has gone out of business.
"We had high hopes for 'The Squirty Qwerty,' said Munsen Funjit, marketing manager of the keyboard's manufacturer, DicKeys, LLC.
'While most women were understandably unenthusiastic about the product, pretty much all men were willing to at least give it a try," he claimed.
According to Funjit, DicKeys engineers solved a number of inherent problems with the keyboard, including how to push both the shift key and another key with the penis at the same time.
"We shortened the space bar and moved the shift key to the bottom of the keyboard so men could hit two keys with their penis at once," said Funjit.
"We thought we had it all figured out, but we forgot about 'control-alt-delete'," he said glumly. "We just couldn't figure that one out."
