Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 29 July 2006

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Keeping the piss in the Middle East

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): A new Bush/Blair timetable has been reported as leading to a new ceasefire in the war-torn Middle East as the two leaders agreed yesterday to pack in as much ballistic hardware into the Tel Aviv-bound trans-atlantic bomb-carriers at the heart of the Scottish airports refuelling row as possible.

At a White House press conference the US oil industry's No 1 gun-slinging pimps salivated publicly at the prospect of 'lending' Israel another 50,000 Cruise and Patriot Act missiles for use in their offensive against pesky Hezbollah neighbours in Southern Lebanon who had been hired by "child-executing, beardie Sharia Law fanatics" in the back-pocket of Iranian psychotic institution escapee President AhmadDinnerJacket.

The two western leaders stressed that as conviction politicians this joint foreign policy was the only sane response to vast the corruption allegations in the US and UK press that are now slowly but surely exposing the Poodle Brothers as convicted criminals who wormed their way into power by a massive twenty-year contract cull of political opponents who they then replaced by Opus Dei and P2 Lodge dopplegangers financed by the Riggs Bank.

As pressure has mounted in London on Blair's house of cards impressario and racket partner Lord Levy in the Bribes-for-Honours criminal investigation, President Bush has been under immense screw-tiny by awesome and fearless independent investigating counsel Patrick 'Fitzie' Fitzgerald, who has made a thrilling start in the PlameGame probe by busting several of Dick Cheney's apparatchicks in a corruption scandal involving the outing of a CIA operative married to a yellowcake-whistleblowing former US ambassador to the UN.

The latest round of Bush/Blair public diplomacy involving millions of tonnes of ballistic materiel bound for Tel Aviv firing ranges targeting Southern Lebanon is the brainchild of Blair's Chief-of-Staff Jonathan Powell - a scion of yet another of the Hellfire Club grandees guarding the UK's civil war sick battle-secrets on behalf of the Euro-Septic Tory Party.

It's aim has been to shift attention away from the dire criminal charges that await Blair and all his Tory-sponsored implants who have masquaraded as the New Labour Party following the multiple disasters surrounding the House of Mountbatten fiascos of the 1990s.

In the US Karl Rove's master-plan for protecting George Bush Jr from the electric chair has involved sucking in Blair to bolster the mirage of Presidential authority as Commander in Chief in the War Against Terra whenever possible.

This has caused ripples of sangfroid at NATO HQ's military intelligence division where the entire criminal histories of the two trans-atlantic administrations remains intact in readiness for activation when the Queen Bee at the heart of the sicko Bush/Blair hive finally pops her clogs and global security/intelligence agencies have their payback day by sending in the official lynch-mob which has trained for the last six years to bust these Global Piss Process luminaries.

General Pinochet is 89.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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