"Don't Snitch" Culture Creeps Into American Government - We Now Have Ghetto Politics

Funny story written by El Presidente

Wednesday, 20 June 2012

The culture of "Don't Snitch" that has blighted African American neighborhoods, where citizens refuse to cooperate with law enforcement or authority, either due to fear or a misconceived fear of the law has at last crept into our constitution, thanks to El Presidente, Barack Obama and his "dog" Attorney General Eric Holder, who, by pure coincidence areā€¦African Americans, one though more African than American.

An extraordinary House committee hearing began considering a contempt measure against Attorney General Eric Holder on Wednesday even though El Presidente Barack Obama asserted executive privilege over documents sought by the panel investigating the botched Fast and Furious gun-running sting.

Basically both Obama and Holder do not want to snitch or cooperate with the law.

Committee chairman Rep. Darrell Issa, R-California, said the White House assertion of executive privilege "falls short" of any reason to delay the hearing, which translated means that Obama is basically assisting his drinking buddy (both he and Holder are regulars at Georgetown dive bar "Bitches 'n Hoes") in covering up his wrong doings by not "snitching".

Holder, who can often be spotted wearing a gold chain, jogging suit and fedora in his spare time famously urged African American communities in 2006 to "trust the police" and "come forward with information that will help the law to help Afircan American communities and make the streets of our inner cties safer".........ironic?

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