Homosexuals state-wide are putting their wedding registries at Block Party and Andrew Christian on indefinite hold, now that a certain gigantic, half-witted Republican Governor has vetoed a law which would make same-sex marriage legal in his state. [rightbox ]Yes, that certain Governor...
Is that freaking clueless. And fat.
Turd Burglars Call For "Brown-Out" Boycotting Gay Sex After Governor Vetoes Same-Sex Marriage Bill.
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Saturday, 18 February 2012
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"We're here, we're queer, we're fabulous, get used to us," said outspoken gay-rights activist Dick Goesinya, apropos of nothing. "The Governor is violating our rights to get married, raise Chart Polski puppies, buy a condo in Ocean Grove and vacation at The Empress in Asbury Park."
"I have nothing against the little turd-f**kers," said the Governor while slathering butter on an extra-crispy KFC drumstick. "In fact, they should be thanking me. Every time I get sick of the person I'm having sex with, I have to give her 50,000, 75,000 bucks, and then find another lieutenant governor who is willing to bang me. And let me tell you, women like that don't grow on trees."
"All you gays have to do is wash the dingleberries off of your junk and pray you didn't get the Bug."
Goesinya is also calling for what he refers to as a "Brownout" -- a boycott of all gay sex acts-- to drive his point home.
"Until the Governor sees the error of his ways and reverses his veto, we are not having gay sex," said the activist.
"Well, my work is done here," responded Governor Chris Chri... I mean, "the Governor".
