Sam Stone claimed he fell into Mitt Romney's pocket by accident about two years ago. Nobody noticed he was gone, because Sam is himself homeless.
"Damned deep pockets!!" complained Sam at the LA Homeless Shelter in downtown LA. I was just checking to see if he had any change then I did a nose dive and it seemed like I was falling and falling and falling. It was like Alice in Wonderland!"
Romney spokesperson Alice Crampton claims it was not Mitt Romney's usual pants, but a pair given to him as a gift by Donald Trump. "Donald gave him those pants when he endorsed him and in fact it was the first time he'd worn them. Mitt is a very generous person! He's never had anyone get lost in one of his pockets before. Oh and by the way, we are not pressing any trespassing charges against Mr. Stone."
"Well", said Stone, "I guess next time I'll be more careful,thank goodness I thought to bring some of the magic mushroom with me to make me taller again!"
