Written by UWGB-Beek

Monday, 9 January 2012

Madison, Wisconsin--Scott Walker is beginning to worry that he might be going to jail, because close aides of his are getting charged with felonies.

"I am worried these jails in Wisconsin might have guards that are in the unions, if I am lucky, I might get sent to one of those fancy federal prisons.

"If I get to one of those state prisons with union guards, well, they might be mad at me for their pay cuts and pay freezes. I might not get the special treatment I get right now, and it will be back to brown paper bag lunches, if they give me work release. I know that is a lot ifs, but right now that is all I have to go on," Mr. Walker said.

Scott Walker has said he hasn't done anything wrong, but that goes along the lines of him claiming that he campaigned on the platform he was going to crush public sector unions and raise taxes on the poor.

"I am about as honest as they come in the world of politics. I am sure that if I do have to go to jail that it will be one of those nice federal jails." Mr. Walker said.

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Topics: Scott Walker

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