Scott Walker not a crook, just the people he surrounds himself with are crooks

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Madison, Wis--Scott Walker is sticking to the fact he isn't a crook, and did nothing wrong when he didn't fire people in his office that were stealing from the county by not doing what they were paid to do. He just gave high paying state jobs to those that didn't get caught right away.

"It isn't my job to tell people what to post on websites; even if, those people were on the clock for the county of Milwaukee. They like me, and were worried my name was being dragged in the mud, so that is why they did what they did." Scott Walker told this reporter.

Scott Walker also said he isn't worried that all the people that he worked with at the county level that are seeking immunity in the John Doe investigation he knows nothing about, and he isn't worried about the fact prosecutors have not asked him if he would like to testify.

"I always do the right thing, every time. I don't lie to the people of Wisconsin, I just don't tell them what I am really going to do. That is an important fact." Scott Walker said.

As the John Doe investigation carries on, Scott Walker says he is going to spend time praying and wishing he finished college, because he probably wouldn't pursued politics and did something good for society.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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