Harold and Kumar Actors Arrested For Smoking White House Christmas Tree

Written by Rodney Romb

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

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The medicinal marajuana farm, where the Christmas tree is believed to have originated.

WASHINGTON,DC: Kal Penn and John Cho, the stars of the Harold and Kumar Franchise, were yesterday arrested after attempting to smoke the White House Christmas tree.

It is believed that they were able to gain access as Penn is a former White House intern.

The motive has not yet been established, although there is strong evidence to suggest that the White House Christmas tree comes from a medicinal marajuana farm in Sacremento, Californina.

Chief White House correspondent, Robert Gibbs, has rubbished the rumors claiming the tree is unsmokable.

He further added," We conducted tests with several focus groups. Not one member reported being able to smoke the tree,"

One of the focus group members claimed to have done so but he was later found Lipton teabags in possession of Lipton teabags.

Others claim the move is a pure publicity stunt to garner support for their current Harold and Kumar Christmas movie, which opened to disappointing numbers.

President Obama has yet to comment, although it is believed that he has appointed a congressional committee to review the matter. Their report is due by January 2013.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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