Food Police Caught in a Sex Scandal

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Sunday, 18 September 2011

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Washington DC: FBI agents, brandishing warrants, raided the downtown offices of the Food Police. Rumors have been circulating on Capitol Hill that the organization has been disrupting the nation's comfort food supply.

No arrests were made, but FBI agents confiscated several boxes of documents and the contents of some desks. Analysis of the material indicated that more than the Food Police just sticking their noses into what American's are eating has been occurring. Records show that staff members have been chasing fat tarts, fooling around with the tacos of a young girl named Wendy, toying with Ronald McDonald and hanging around with a Dairy Queen.

Furthermore, the US Department of Justice is considering filing more serious charges against the Food Police, after finding some ladyfingers in a desk drawer. This bombe-shell could be devastating to the organization!

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