Bin Laden's Watery Grave

Funny story written by j.w.

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

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Al Queda Links up with Pirates

The search is on for Osama Bin Laden's watery grave 'somewhere in the Indian Ocean'. Al Queda have suspended all operations in order to concentrate on locating their leader so that they can retrieve his body and put it in a suitable place.

This is a new venture for the organisation and they have teamed up with Pirates who know the ocean well and have the ability to find treasure on the ocean.

The current plan is to hijack a ship with sonar equipment and train pirates in underwater searches. There is a big financial incentive to encourage this endeavour.

A long term link between pirates and Al Queda is in prospect with submarines being the target for takeovers.

Dubbed by some as 'Wet Al Queda' this new terrorist enterprise is set to provide more than radio waves. Their preferred name for the new organisation is Pi Quet, appropriately a sinister card game for two.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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