London - A National Executive Committee hypnotherapisst will knock out the Labour leader with the power of auto-suggestion, it has been revealed.
Milliband, 69, has long complained about a 'frog inside his throat' - thought to be a leftover from a Carla Bruni tryst before her marriage to Nicholas Sarkozy.
Specialists at London's Royal Freak Hospital will delve deep inside his aperture with surgical grappling irons.
The operation comes amid reports that Milliband has been 'feeling a little whoarse'.
"We do not expect to find Mme Sarkozy's Copper-7 IUD there," surgeon-general Sir Harold Wilson-Shipman said today.
"More likely it's a nipple-ring or other intimate item of body piercing jewellery - probably emblazoned with the owner's heraldic crest!
"Of course, it could also be a bit of old sock, or something."
David Milliband is 69.
