Written by Inhopeless

Friday, 15 April 2011

BIRMINGHAM - After a long flight Lady Godiva got down from the plane, and met her friend Inhopeless.

After a short drive, both went into the city centre and into the Birmingham Rep Theatre.

Not suspicious you say?

Two hours later the two Spoofers came out with handcuffs. Both have been sentenced to two years in the Chuckle Brothers Wing of the HMP Selly Oak for Slaying with Laughter.

One witness, the barman saw it all happened.

"I saw a hip, stylish woman come in, and a young chiselled-faced lad walk in," said Drew Patten. "Then I sees this annoying broad and her wise-cracking buddy walk up to the bar. They had a couple of drinks. The kid, about the same age as my daughter, had a Coke, and said 'THIS. Is. SODAAA!'. Then they hijacked the main stage and started spouting random shit. I goes out to have a fag, and I find them two running out, before being tackled by them cops. The lady was like a fucking eel, and the kid was singing. Singing, I tells ya."

Lady Godiva's husband had been planning to come with her to Birmingham, but had declined over fears that Inhopeless would 'instil a sense of stupid humour'.

"Have you see the shit he writes?" he said. "For crying out loud."

Lady Godiva had this to say about the ordeal:

"Inhopeless," she said. "Put down the fucking phone. Jesus Christ, we're in the back of a police van, and all you can do is Tweet about being in on, and then write a Spoof about it? I must've been on drugs when you asked me to not go that Knight thing and when I made you #Inhopeless."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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