An ex-airforce pilot and alien expert has claimed that the upcoming royal circus, i.e. wedding will be certainly visited by alien visitors.
The ex-pilot, George Filer, who lost his marbles a long time ago whilst overdoing G-force training claims that the royal family are actually aliens themselves and that's why they invited their relatives to the wedding.
They were also invited to the last royal shindig, Charles and Diana (remember?), but refused the invitation because they knew it was a sham?
The latest member of the royal aliens is naturally Camilla Parker-Bowles who actually was abducted once, brainwashed and sent back because she was far too ugly and the aliens couldn't stand the sight of her on long journeys through outer-space.
George also claims that aliens love watching global, natural disasters, a la Japanese tsunamis, earthquakes, etc; "it makes great viewing, they love them," he claims.
He has also warned the public that if they do see any "green beings" in the vicinity of Westminster Abbey on the wedding day please don't mistake them for Japanese tourists (?), disruptive Green Peace anarchists, or the IRA disguised as Leprechauns and report them to the security guards. It might be the royals outer-space relatives who were too late entering the atmosphere, didn't receive a private invitation and desperately want a piece of the action.
Meanwhile Ex-pilot and certified "loony", George Filer, has been escorted back to Broadmoor to join those other aliens locked away there!
