Written by queen mudder

Monday, 31 January 2011

image for Jo Yeates accused Vincent Tabak requests conjugal visit fromTanja Morson and/or Emily Williams
Of course, this sort of carry-on doesn't exist in UK prisons

Gloucs - (Sock-It-To-Em): Unsure of his footing with either woman in the Missing Sock Murder Case the Dutchman's request has flummoxed jail authorities.

HMP Slopout screws confirmed today remand prisoners' rights to conjugal visits from their nearest and dearest 'at least once a month'.

Listed on official prison documents under the spouses/partners section Tanja Morson is named as Vince Tabak's girlfriend.

Naturally, prison authorities are staying schtum about any official policy regarding possible menage a trois arrangements.

Hinting heavily that Tanja's pal Emily Williams' name may also be on the request form warders say a slightly grey factor may be operating as far as conjugal visit definitions are concerned.

American hot-shot lawyer's daughter Tanja has steadfastly kept out of media headlines with a strictly below-the-radar approach to the press.

Unattributed insider sources have constantly stressed her complete conviction in Tabak's innocence.

His 3am arrest by Bristol police at Ms William's home where her was lodging clearly came as a shock.

Christopher Jefferies is 69.

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