Tanja Morson's alibi - an open and shut case

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Tuesday, 25 January 2011

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Bristol - (Smoke N Mirrors): "Well, it's hardly a vanity case, folks, more like steel-reinforced emotional baggage!" regulars at the Bristol Ram concurred tonight.

Their chatter comes amid rumors that Tanja Morson's boyfriend Vince Tabak may add diminished responsibility to a manslaughter guilty plea for that 'moment of madness' that led him to kill.

Allegedly.

Last week police sources described how tragic Jo Yeates 'may have been bundled into a suitcase' before being dumped near a golf course.

That piece of luggage has yet to materialise along with all the other reported bits of clues, like missing socks and a TV dinner.

Those miniscule details filtering into the public domain still do not rule out some gruesome theories of an accomplice emerging from the shadows of Canynge Road.

Spoof news sources learned today that prime suspect Tabak may add diminished responsibility to a manslaughter guilty plea for that 'moment of madness' that led him to kill.

The CPS has yet to indict American girlfriend Tanja Morson as a prosecution witness - and there are rumors she may have gone abroad.

Also away in foreign parts is Emily Williams, Morson's pal who loaned Tabak the Abderdeen Road flat where police officers arrested him last Thursday morning.

Williams has gone to Chile 'for the duration' and isn't expected back just yet.

Christopher Jefferies is hopping mad.

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