Fox Kills Rabbit

Funny story written by j.w.

Saturday, 18 December 2010

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The End of Boring News Programmes

BBC Director General, Mark Thompson - known to his chums as Rabbit - has been caught in the headlights shone by a murderous Fox. The Trembling Rabbit, his nose quivering with fear, agreed the Fox should have a TV Channel to take on the BBC.

Having signed the BBC's official promise to back such a channel Thompson suddenly felt the Fox's fangs in his throat and expired whimpering 'It's your turn now'.

The Fox, having tasted blood saw Channel 4 as a TV channel to gobble up, starting with a news programme that had upset a number of Fox's friends. The ITV would be next on his menu.

The coast would then be clear for Fox and Sky, with Channel 5 providing a minute a day of the nearest thing to news on any channel.

'A minute a day should be enough news for anyone' chirped Rupert Murdoch 'this will avoid boring, tedious programmes which have become part of British culture for far too long.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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