History Vanishes Shock

Funny story written by j.w.

Tuesday, 16 November 2010

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Spacetime Clock for Sale

Recent advances in technology have been welcomed by the criminal fraternity. Scientists at Imperial College, London have discovered ways of speeding up or slowing down light to give the illusion that events have not happened.

Prof Spock announced the latest discovery to a select audience of journalists. Evidence of the meeting is now concealed in a time warp but I can reveal some vital information.

With the right equipment a thief could crack open a safe and remove the contents and hide the event. Using a space-time clock the history of the event would disappear but the money would not evaporate. The cash withdrawal would be extinguished but the cash would remain.

Implications for crime are serious enough but political circles have shown great interest in these developments. Torture would be a thing of the past as it could never be seen and theoretically wars could be fought and be hidden from posterity.

In our local pub the news of the discovery brought relief to several worried faces. Quick calls were made to close friends arranging meetings which could be hidden from view.

Sales of the equipment, now available on the internet, are expected to be astronomical. But HURRY before this offer disappears!

Further details on this equipment are seen below


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