Prince Andrew renowned for his notorious behaviour with women and helicopters has been involved in an accident outside Buckingham Palace involving a policeman.
The "Bobby" was attempting to make way for Andy entering the palace, he needed to borrow a "fiver" from his mum.
Tourists attempting to flash "Randy Andy" in his limo got in the way, the policeman intervened and Andy's limo struck the "Bobby" as it rushed past.
A palace spokesman gave the following statement:
"Prince Andrew has struck a policeman with his limo and if any more morons step in his path he will do the same again!"
"In fact, if policemen attempt to stop him visiting mummy again, he'll have the bastards beheaded in the Tower!"
A police spokesman also gave a statement pertaining to the incident:
"Prince Andrew is protected under political immunity and we can't get the mad twat, I think it's time for a Republican revolution, f*****g Royals!"
Queen Elisabeth has ordered Andrew to leave the country and join his even madder sister, Anne, "horseying" it up on a Carribean island, for a bit of R and R!
They certainly need it!
