DLT to be Wookie

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Saturday, 6 November 2010


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Pat Sharp High 5

Beloved former DJ Dave Lee 'The Hairy Cornflake' Travis is set to star in a Pantomime version of Star Wars.

Many former DJ's will feature, including Pat 'High 5' Sharp as Luke Skywalker, Noel Edmonds as Han Solo and Keith Chegwin as Jedi Master Yoda.

The show, at Shepton Mallet will feature a gala performance, during which a herd of Ewoks will sing the collected works of Girls Aloud, and Sy Snootles will put the band back together for a half performance of their best known work 'Generic Fusion Tune No1'.

Dave Lee Travis told us: 'It is great, I will not have to shave for weeks, and I just have to gurgle occasionally'

Pat Sharp said his role was slightly more difficult. 'You can type this shit, but you can't say it' said the beloved Disc Jockey and Television Presenter.

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