For those who thought that Jack Straw had a strange fascination for prisons (he doubled the prison population from 40,000 to 80,000 in just 5 years), new evidence has just been found to support it.
46,361 photos showing prisons and prisoners have been found in a photo album he carelessly took to a boot fair. The album was bought by Hilda Buttface, whose husband, Franky 'the Face' Buttface is one of Straws new convicts.
During his time in government he set about building prisons and changing laws to incarcerate more people; he once said, "I want to make it easier to imprison people and I will change the law to achieve that." When found to be braking his own laws by getting a Visa for an illegal immigrant cleaner he said, "I make the laws, I am the law."
This new find cast fresh doubt on his mental state and Fred Dignar, a leading psychologist, told us he thinks it demonstrates Straws Psychopathy.
Straw justified his collection by saying it was 'research'; have we heard that before?