This takes the biscuit

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Friday, 8 October 2010

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It is reported that following a two year campaign to clear her name. a Northern Irish school dinner lady has been successful.

The lady, who cannot be named, was suspected of grooming a pupil after she gave him a biscuit.

A spokesperson for the Education Department explained that providing a plain biscuit was OK. Providing a chocolate biscuit, however, could not be allowed.

It appears that it is OK to give a school pupil a digestive biscuit without a chocolate coating but don't touch the chokky ones or you could be breaking the law.

Political correctness gone too far. Meanwhile a dinner lady has endured two years of anguish.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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