The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 6 October 2010

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One More For The Road And That's 2000 Up.

As Skoob News shamelessly scrapes the bottom of the satire barrel for newsworthy items, our man in Whitehall was listening to his iPod when he heard a tune entitled 'The Revolution Will Not Be Televised' by the Godfather of rap, Gil Scott Heron.

Which prompted the question: If there is a revolution in this country, will it be televised on Sky News?

Probably not, according to Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger.

Buffty stated somewhat coherently that there was no way he could envisage Adam Bolton, Anna Botting, or Eammon Holmes ever saying anything bad on live TV about 'Do Nothing Dave' Cameron or Nick 'Mind yer back!' Clegg.

It just wouldn't happen.

So, what Gil Scott Heron said all those years ago back in the 70's appears to be coming true.

In related news, gleaned from a Mr Rodriguez in San Antonio, Texas, he informs us that coincidentally this is Skoob1999's 1999th Spoof News story and that he owes Mark Lowton £19.99 for the privelege of having his manic spins on life published on this esteemed website.

1,999 viewers failed to rate this article by Skoob1999 on the grounds that it's equally as bad as the previous 1998.

More as we reach 2K - not the mountain - that would be K2.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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