Sky News Reporter Anna Botting Slammed Over Ghoulish Coverage Of Cumbria Gun Rampage

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Wednesday, 2 June 2010

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Sky News reporter Anna Botting was slammed today by media watchers for what has been described as "insensitive" reporting over the Derrick Bird Cumbrian gun rampage.

Complaints were received about Botting's reporting, as she seemed almost in a state of sexual arousal as she continually asked investigators if there were still bodies lying in the streets, and asked witnesses if they had actually seen the blood fly and the type of weapon used.

Botting further angered viewers by asking a paramedic spokesman how many of the injured were critical in hospital.

And likely to die. Adding to the body count and the sensationalism of her own reports.

Skoob News's resident media expert, eccentric English film producer/director Buffty Ginslinger, who although admittedly a little tipsy told us:

"That's not good reporting. It's sensationalist and targeted at the lowest common denominator. Silly woman shouldn't be let loose with news like this. Those close to the incident should be kept informed as to developments in their local community, and the wider audience should be informed as to what has transpired. Not what may be about to transpire. For God's sake, we all know that when somebody gets shot it isn't a pretty sight, and that bodies lying outside in summer heat awaiting examination aren't a pleasant thing to contemplate. Bugger me old bean. It put me in mind of the Romans. Bloodlust. Pure bloody bloodlust."

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