Choir found to have second jobs

Funny story written by KendoMonkey

Friday, 15 August 2003

Local busybody, Julia Swinsford, has now brought the sleepy village of Malmsborough into disrepute, claiming that the local church Choir have second jobs.

"I think it's revolting that we're not told this from the beginning," Miss Swinsford told us. "If they have second jobs, they ought to declare it to the congregation. I pay my 'collection' just like anyone else, and I deserve to know where that money's going!"

Vicar of Malmsborough church, Gregory Peckinhowam replied:

"The collection doesn't go to the choir at all, so I don't know where she's been misinformed about that. But of course the choir all have second jobs - this is quite ridiculous."

Choir member, Vic Marshall announced:

"This is absolutely stupid - we are a non-paid choir who do this every Sunday out of the goodness of our hearts. We all need to make a living, and perhaps Miss Swinsford would care for a fist-fight?"

We'll announce the winner of the fight between 11st 7lbs 27 year old, Vic Marshall vs. 6st 0lbs 89 year old Julia Swinsford, in the next few days.

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