Written by armfeetandtoe

Sunday, 12 September 2010

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Ricky Hatton snorting at his own image

The World champion boxer was seen snorting outside the gym where he trains. Our reporter followed him into the gym and witnessed him snorting as he danced around the boxing ring.

In a shameful act of defiance he came over to our reporter and snorted in his face before hitting the punchbag, she was okay and only suffered minor injury.

When asked why he snorted so much, Ricky Hatton replied, "When you have had your nose smashed to pulp as many times as I have, is it any wonder that I snort? It's hard work blowing a nose that has no nostrils."

Our reporter left the gym and went to the hospital in the back of Mr Singhs minicab.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Ricky Hatton




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