The Stig tried to spend a night with William Hague

Funny story written by Everyman

Friday, 3 September 2010

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Wheel of gay fortune doesn't turn the Stig's way

William Hague was facing another scandal after it emerged that The Stig had attempted to spend the night with him in a hotel near Oswestry.

According to newspapers, the Stig - anonymous and fictional star of Top Gear - had posted on his Blog (known as the Blig) that: "....William is so sexy, I just want to lubricate his bald pate with apple chutney and have a ploughman's lunch on his head."

According to his Blig, the driver sent an email to Hague inviting him to a motel so that they could spend a night of right wing, male only passion together.

"He failed to turn up" The Stig weeped. "I think he found the prospect of my large helmet off-putting."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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