Written by j.w.

Monday, 2 August 2010

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Shadow Minister of Pensions

The time has come to confess all. It is amazing how a fantasy can take hold in a country and become 'the truth'.

Of course, there was no Coalition between the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats. People really fell for that. I mean, it was just amaazing how people have swallowed the Lib Dems support for a rise in VAT and rushing to cut everything in sight. Or the Conservatives becoming anti prison and devoted to civil liberty.

Let us remind you what really happened. Those Lib Dems linked up with Labour and some others in the famous Rainbow Coalition.

Vince Cable became Chancellor and Clegg Foreign Secretary. PR is due to come in at the next election. Brown, of couse has been elevated to the Lords along with Prescott. That bit was left the same.

The Prime Minister Andy Barham was the most adaptable candidate on offer, acceptable to Labour, Lib Dems and the others. Scotland is due for Independence next year with Wales to follow. The Greens are in charge of the Environmet.

So now you have had your fantasy (or nightmare, according to your preference) back to reality.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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