Muslim veil banned on safety grounds

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Wednesday, 14 July 2010

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Bus drivers can wear the veil but passengers will get seatbelts

The face covering veils know as 'Niqab' or shuttlecock 'Burqa' are to be banned on health and safety grounds.

The ruling marks a breakthrough for the Health and Safety executive who have not been able to pass any 'common sense' laws since the abolition of slavery in 1827.

The ruling was made after a series of accidents involving the veil;

Celebrated rally-cross driver Sidra Khan was badly shaken after her Mitsubishi hit a tree head on at more than 120mph.

Meanwhile circus performer Sumara Patel was charged with manslaughter after a knife throwing challenge went tragically wrong in front of a horrified audience.

Seperately, Taghrid Shah is facing a prison sentence after plowing her fathers oil tanker into a police station at more than 60mph. Luckily it was a Monday morning so nobody was hurt.

Occupations to see an instant ban include - Airline pilots, welders, lumberjack, women's rugby and search & rescue.

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