He Sold His Soul On Ebay

Funny story written by Mr X

Wednesday, 2 July 2003

So you've got no money, no job, and nothng but a rusty old escort and your computer. Well for one man this was true untill three days ago he sold his soul on ebay.

Jonny McNuget had nothing, after playing the lottery for years and not winning anything more than a bad attitude from the sales assistant, over his underlying stench of dried in urine and shite.

Until one day while surfing the internet a pop up window lured him to ebay, on which its said Jonny after realising his old escort had seen its last days and having nothing to live for, placed his soul on ebay.

Within minutes bids came streaming in and Jonny was amazed at how much he was being offered, he is quoted as saying, "I was amazed at how much was being offered!" The bidding came to a head and the final offer of £2.1 million was accepted.

Sadly, at some point on the eve of the arrival of his money Jonny McNuget hung himself, doctors say the suicide was due to a sudden bout of clinical depression, the doctor on the scene said, "could only have been brought on by the sudden realisation of lonliness, or something as far out as the loss of a persons soul, but who'd sell thier soul?"

Thanks for reading the story of a lonley man who sold his soul on ebay.

That's all from Mr X.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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