Lara Croft - Out of the Tomb

Funny story written by Lila Croft

Tuesday, 1 July 2003

Lara Croft has been shown on our computer screens as a large-chested, larger-than-life woman, who will stop at nothing to rob ancient tombs and monuments of their jewels and artifacts, often displayed in her gallery back home.

However, yours truly has seen exclusive behind-the-scenes footage of her, dare I say it, softer side.
After a hard day's work beating up trespassers and stealing their ammo and medipacks, Ms. Croft enjoys nothing more than chilling out with a huge bowl of popcorn and watching teen flicks and tearjerkers, whilst her personal beautician paints her toenails.

More details to come.....

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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