London, England. Former Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has secretly joined the ranks of Al Quaeda and committed himself to terrorist activity against the state. Brown, deeply embittered following the general election loss on May 6, will resign his seat in parliament effective tomorrow before, if one believes the rumours, flying out to Saudi Arabia to be trained in paramilitary camps operated by Al-Quaeda.
The revelations concerning Brown and his intentions were provided by his neighbour, Mrs Valda Shorton, of Wandsworth, London. "He told me over the back fence while I was putting the dead rats out on the line. Gordo reckoned he had enough and he was goin' to join those Muslims in Holy War. I mean, what's a guy to do!" said Mrs Shorton.
Fellow MPs and constituents aren't surprised by Gordon Brown's choice. "I always felt he would become a terrorist, just something about him" said one Labour MP who refused to be identified (though his name is George Fellows). Another person who was close to Brown said "he had a poster of Bin Laden in his drawing room at Number 10."
Brown was seen this morning wearing army fatigues and carrying an Armalite rifle whilst conducting his standard early sunrise walk. Surprisingly, no one thought nothing of it and the Police looked away foolishly.
