Disgraced former prime minister has found life less than comfortable outside the cossetted corridors of power.
Billed as Tony Blair 'The Squeakwel' he has found few friends in America where he hoped to cash in on the after dinner speakers curcuit.
The numbers are stark. Tony Blair Associates command ticket prices of $500 for speeches entitled "The future's bright" where as nights to see Brown's "My face" are trading for as little as $0.05
Blair has a slick PR and Marketing team of over 100 where as brown has one stroppy unpaid assistant.
Supporters were quick to come to Brown's aid stating - "He has a very important story to tell. By inverting Gordon's decisions people can be enormously successful."
Citizens of Embarrass, Minnisota were less enthusiastic stating the "dowg" should be put down.
