David Cameron leads by example, slashing his own salary by 5 %

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 14 May 2010

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Smiling all the way to the bank

David Cameron is leading the nation by example. He has cut his own pay by 5%. Well, that's TODAY. Next week he'll probably be giving himself a 10% raise.

The 'real' workers across the country, are hoping he doesn't expect THEM to volunteer to take wage cuts. Five per cent of their pay could take millions below the poverty level.

What does he have to spend his money on anyway? He has a chauffeur driven vehicle, free flights around the world, free food and drinks at all the 'functions' he attends. He'll be living rent free etc. etc. etc.

So ask yourself - what is he REALLY giving up?

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