Humiliated former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, who suffered a crushing defeat in the election, already has a new job, according to a dream I had last night.
Having lost her Redditch seat to the Conservatives, the ex-MP found gainful employment as a webcam porn star, or so my fantasy went.
"I saw the vacancy advertised on the Government's jobs website, and went straight along to my local Jobcentre. All I needed was evidence of being over 18" she told me. "The work pays £100 a day, as and when required."
Duties involve explicit sexual dialogue and require the successful applicant to be nude/semi nude. As males, females and couples can apply, there may be a career opportunity for her husband, Richard Timney, who was her paid assistant. Then any fiddling going on would not be in the region of expenses.
