Written by Hootsman

Sunday, 18 April 2010

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Blow it back

ASH (The Against Smoking Hippies) today called for a complete ban on volcanoes.

A spokesman today said that the current restriction on smoking volcanoes didn't go far enough and that a complete ban was the only solution.

Brown, Cameron & Clegg were asked for their responses.

Brown: "As we are a caring Britain, I believe this ban will receive the backing of all Britains - including those living in North Britain (formerly known as Scotland)."

Cameron: "When I am Prime Minister I will immediately implement the ban. This labour government is on its last legs. Brown has been shilly-shallying for far too long. He didn't anticipate the banking crisis and he didn't anticipate the erupting volcano. It's time for him to go."

Clegg: "Whilst agreeing that there should be some measure put in place, I also think (looks at camera) that we should take into account the volcano's point of view. Personally I blame the parents."

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