Written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 1 April 2010

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Going for ten pounds

Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly was arrested on the Brooklyn Bridge this morning as he was apparently trying to get everybody off the bridge.

Silly was taken to the local police station for questioning as to why he was disturbing the peace, shouting and bawling for people to get off the feckin bridge.

When questioned Silly explained he was on the bridge early in the morning when a man in a suit approached him and asked him if he would like to buy the bridge for only ten pounds.

Silly accepted gave the man £10 and was told the bridge belonged to him. The man in the suit disappeared and was not seen again.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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